So it has been awhile since I told you anything about whats going on with me healthwise. I went to my heart specialist last Wednesday. And she had good news for me! I was there for three hours and my heart was checked every 5 minutes and in that entire time they only heard my heart skip around twice. This is amazing the last time that I was there every 5 to 10 mintues my heart would skip around a lot. It is amazing what 1 1/2 months of excersize and eagting right can do for you healthwise. Not only am I down to a size 12, but I am allowed to eat up 115 grams of processed sugar a week that is ruffly 15 grams of sugar a day. However, I'm still trying to not eat any processed sugar because while I am allowed it, anymore it doesn't taste the same. However, I stil drink a coca cola once a week; I can never give that up, its my favorite. My doctor is slowly taking me off my nausea medication that I was on and its really hard. Its not that I was addicted but because the medicine has caffine in it and apparently it was what was keeping me up. So I am having trouble staying awake. Yesterday was really hard. I had to get up at 8 am to go to work at 9 am but I didn't hear the alarm go off and I woke up a half hour after I should've been at work. I was only at work for a couple of hours, but I was falling asleep as I was cooking with hot flames and it was definately not safe. After work I promised my sister-in-law that I would go to her Premiere Jewelry party because her best friend was hosting it and I would be there to help make sure that people would go and have fun. (There's another part to that but I will tell at the end of this entry). Well the party was fun and I got some great jewelry but I was just soooo tired that I left early and I went to go take a nap. Once I hit my pillow at 3 pm I was out until well past 10 and I needed to go over to my brother's because I let him borrow my car during the week since I can walk to work. Well when I got to my brother's I was asleep instantly on his his couch and now I am just waking up. I keep some of my work clothes here at his house so its okay but I know I am going to need to start getting something that will help me wake up because I can't get up and excersize at 4 am because I am dead to the world. This is the only drawback to the whole taking me off the medicine plus I am still very naucious but I am trying to get off of it because of the addiction factor. This is a very addictive medicine and my body is already started to get addicited to it.
But other than all that I am doing great. I have now found a way to start making a little extra income. I am going to be selling Premiere Jewelry. I love the jewelry, I always have and since I am trying to earn money for a mission and college I believe that by doing this and another full time job I can succefully earn it. So if you or you know anyone who want to have a Premiere Jewelry party let me know. Plus I am sure my mother has told every one back home that I am moving back to Iowa before I go on my mission. So if anyone in Iowa wants to do a party let me know and I will let you know how to get free jewelry by hosting a party!
Anyway, I should sign off. I need to get ready for work and I am still trying to wake up. But finally my health problems are starting to disapeare and I am glad. So I will catch ya on the flip side;-D
Monday, May 17, 2010
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Divorce Agreement
DIVORCE AGREEMENT
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms.. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is a model separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
We don't like re distributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O' Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).
We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens.
We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .
You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N.. but we will no longer be paying the bill.
We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.
You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.
We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute 'Imagine', 'I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing', 'Kum Ba Ya' or 'We Are the World'.
We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot.
Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR which one of us will need whose help in 15 years..
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand , Jane Fonda Shean Penn & George Clooney with you.
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms.. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is a model separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
We don't like re distributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O' Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).
We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens.
We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .
You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N.. but we will no longer be paying the bill.
We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.
You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.
We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute 'Imagine', 'I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing', 'Kum Ba Ya' or 'We Are the World'.
We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot.
Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR which one of us will need whose help in 15 years..
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand , Jane Fonda Shean Penn & George Clooney with you.
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